My Token Joe Beach-Head Corner

Oki then. Even though I'm a Cobra Girl through and through there's gotta be at least ONE Joe I more or less like, and it happens to be Beach-Head. Don't ask me why, I just do. Maybe it's the gruff voice and manner, maybe it's the mask (is this where I confess my fetish for men in masks? ;) ), maybe it's just everything about him. So he gets his Token Joe corner on my site. *Hands congratulatory flowers to the man*

He was probably the only Joe I really liked even when I saw the cartoon, so I can still remember his voice, too. Maybe it's just from the fact that I remember the time he and Road-Block(?) got caught inside Vlad Tepes' coffin in Arise, Serpentor, Arise (?)... It's one thing that's stuck in my mind, probably cause I found it more or less hilarious at the time, considering the way I liked the character.
They get rescued and dug out again, and Road-Block (if it was him in there with B-H, can't remember that) asked him what deodorant he wears, to which Beach-Head growled out he doesn't wear deodorant. Which was just the point Road-Block'd wanted to make. Haha. Very funny. Horrible smelly man. Yeuchy GIJoe brute. Far better to like sophisticated Cobras like the Commander. ;)

Otherwise, it's just pics once again. For now. Take it or leave it.

Beach-Head


Beach-Head on a special mission, warning Meryl the terrorist he's not exactly a gentleman.


And I think the gentleman-point was proved with this one. Tsk tsk. Really now, kicking women? Even terrorists? Is this the sort of image they want to give to everyone, GIJoe propaganda indicating it's ok to treat women like this, with the heroic Joes meant to be idolized?

You might also want to check out Broca Park and the Broflovsky family to see our little... Well, let's just say "Don't kick the Beanhead."

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