COBRA
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You have reached Cobra Command, or Cobra as we like to say among
friends, and we are going to be good friends now, aren't we?
Welcome once again, and don't mind the boys back there. They get a bit
overzealous about bringing in visitors from time to time. We're really
not that scary, on the contrary, as I'm sure you'll notice in no time.
Just relax.
| Cobra is sick and tired of being unduly villanized by G.I.Joe
propaganda and this is the place where we'll try and set things
straight and clear up some unfortunate misconceptions people may
have gotten of us.
According to G.I.Joe we are a ruthless terrorist organization
hell-bent on world domination and enslavement of the people. In our
own view we are just enterprising and doing what needs to be done in
order to survive in today's harsh world. We are a legitimate organization
and country, with rights in the United Nations, going about our business
like any other legitimate country.
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This site is dedicated to bringing all those of you who still haven't joined Cobra some more unbiased information on the organization. If you want to see our current headquarters on the web, or wish to join Cobra, which is always a good choice, you should go to Cobra Command. We can recommend it wholeheartedly. We are fully indebted to this glorious site in mostly everything. The PR division wouldn't be here on the web if it wasn't for this website. That's Cobra Command,
folks. Go see it. No, really. We insist.
The PR Division is still moving in and sorting things out, so
keep checking in for more information and some lovely photos from
Cobra's different troop divisions and its members, especially the female ones. We're a growing
organization in every way, as is this website.
For now we can offer you a glimpse at some of Cobra's members
and teenagers in our lovely Cobra t-shirts, which you, too, can get
if you join. And don't forget to check out the Cobra playing cards,
for those solitaire moments or poker nights with your friends.
Later additions will include the truth about the much
villified brainwave scanner and other such goodies. We'll also be taking a look at how righteous the Joes really are in the end. A glimpse at this is already forming inside the Token Joe Corner, but far worse is to come, we fear.
Keep informed, keep checking in.
Feature on Cobra Commander
Feature on the Dreadnok Buzzer
Cards + t-shirts
Firefly
Pic of Dr. Mindbender
Viperette Central
A drawing of Zarana
(need to fix the colours and shades partly still, here as a taster)
About Nightshade Publishing
The editors behind this site's content
Picture sources, rights, disclaimers, etc.
Back to Welcoming page
Coming up: BROCA PARK !!!
Or: Not Another Cheap South Park Parody...
And even at the risk of destroying everything we've tried to build here, we have to add a link to the site of the glorious battle between
Jake the Snake vs. Cobra Commander.
The editors have never laughed so much in their lives as when reading this.
A Finnish comic strip by P.A. Manninen. Translation by the owner
of the site. Finnish version can be found at
Kuolio.
Nyksieland has been visited
Any and all comments can be sent to Nyksiemail. No reply guaranteed. We're all very busy here at the PR Division. Please don't whine to me that this site is incomplete at the moment, I've only got 2 hands and a limited amount of hours by a computer per day. This has been a Nyksieland announcement, thank you for your attention. Now sod off.
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