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Here's your chance to get to know some of the inhabitants of the beautiful seaside town of Broca Park. Lady Crabjeep you already met on your way in, but she's not the only citizen you should get to know while you're here. For starters, there's our four friends: Flaw (and his gay dog Border), his best friend Gawk (who can't decide whether Flaw or Doc Hankey the medic poo is his best friend), Dukeman and Snake'n'Eyes, who gets killed a lot but for some reason always survives. Want to know why? Here's your chance!
Our four friends go to Broca Park's military school and thus lead quite exciting lives. Mr. Roadpigson and his alter-ego puppet Mr. Mallot might not be appreciated as teachers, but they sure hammer their lessons through with a punch. Road-Chef, the school cook, is the closest adult friend Flaw and his pals have.
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Other characters:
Road-Chef
Wimpy Testabaroness
Storm-Terrance & Fire-Philip
Zarsus and Pals,
Tomamot (conjoined twin myslexia, the
answer to all your questions about the telepathy!),
The Denver Siegies,
Mayor Veranda (currently in her leisure wear instead of the suit)
, Dr. Mindphisto and his pet "monkey",
Flip ("They all hate me just
because I studied English literature...")
and loads of other weird and wonderful characters on top of
these...
No, now that you ask, I never did see the movie and thus ignored any possible relations in that, as well as most of the other existing easy choices. Stick with it, you'll get the big picture once I get more characters up. Remember, I'm a Cobra fan, this isn't likely to be always nice to the Joes (or some Cobras either, for that matter. NOT politically correct, just like one of the parent shows for this