School days

"Broca Park, real American town..." came the chirpy song from the mouths of four little boys waiting to get on their military school pupil carrier transport, or the MS-PCT, as it was known in Broca Park. Flaw, Gawk, Dukeman and Snake'n'Eyes stopped as they noticed Gawk's little brother Beanhead.

"Oh come on, Beanhead, get lost. Go home, little brother!" said Gawk.
"Yeah. Little brothers suck." Dukeman said. "It's great being an only child and not from a family of poor white trash like Snake'n'Eyes."
"Mmm-mmmph-mmmm-mmmmmmm..." Snake'n'Eyes quipped back.
"Hehehehhehheh..." Laughed all the others except Dukeman.
"EY! Shut up! I'm the school sergeant, respect my authoritaee!!!!" Dukeman screamed back.
"Shut up, Dukeman, half the kids in school outrank you, you just always order everyone around, anyway. And everyone knows your mom just posed for the cover of PlaySiegies, too!"

Dukeman's protests were interrupted by the arrival of the MS-PCT, driven by Lady Crabjeep. Beanhead was still hanging around, so Gawk told him to scram one more time, or he'd throw him like the grenade he looked like, using the fancy judo-throw they'd learnt in school last week.
"Don't throw the Beanhead..." Gawk's little brother said in his cutey babytalk, but Gawk shoved him off, anyway.

The boys got on the MS-PCT.
"Good morning, Lady Crabjeep." The boys said.
"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!" came the answer, as usual. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Lady Crabjeep was not known as a verbal talent and she had a quick temper. Her driving style also left room for improvement, but since no one else was interested in driving a bunch of brats around every day, she'd gotten the job.

At school the boys had an English lesson. Mr. Road-Pigson was going on about the importance of comparing the differences between the first two and the third season of The Transformers cartoon. This was rather common, since Mr. Road-Pigson was a no-good teacher with schitzophrenic tendencies, and only liked to watch cartoons on TV. He also confused casual visitors to Broca Park by carrying around with him a huge mallot, with which he hammered his point through, though no one was sure which part of him was really Mr. Road-Pigson and which Mr. Donald and which Mr. Mallot.
"Pay attention now, children. The eloquence of the language in the third season of The Transformers varies a lot more than during the first two seasons.
Yuh... Starscreams not thur eitver a lot."

The class wasn't listening, as usual. Some were picking on Flip, the nerdy new kid who'd studied English literature in some fancy school somewhere far off, the boys were talking about Beanhead.

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